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Post by Jason G »

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when he lost his

walletand all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempts to makehis way home but is stopped by

the Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'msorry

but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.


"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"

says the agent.


"But I can prove that I'm an American!" the guy exclaims. "I have a

picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of

George Bush on the other."


"This I gotta' see," replies the agent.


With that, the guy drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.


"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to California."

"Thanks!" the guy says. "But how did you know I was from
California?"


The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Gray Davis in the middle."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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