Tale of a Tree Hugger

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Tale of a Tree Hugger

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Just a little humor to brighten everyones day. :lol:


A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to
get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground,
getting many splinters in her private parts in the process.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a
hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
help her.

She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational
area and I'm sorry, they all turned me down.


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Post by Greg Hall »

That.....is a great one!
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Post by eljefe »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by subspecies1 »

d...a...m... :lol:
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Post by madweazl »

LOL, I dont even know how to respond :lol: :shock: :twisted:
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Post by dezfan1 »

How close to the truth that is though! :( Still funny as hell! :lol:


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Post by 350r4trx »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHAhaha h ROFLMAO

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