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Thank You President Obama

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:07 pm
by Sandcock
This is so funny and pathetic at the same time :roll: But he keeping his promise to reduce taxes........................


The president said his signature two-year "Making Work Pay" tax break will affect 95 percent of working families, and, in six weeks' time, a typical family will start taking home at least $65 more every month.
Taxpayers won't get a separate check mailed to them like many did with last year's one-time payment designed by the Bush administration to help boost the economy.
Instead, Obama's credit – up to $400 credit for individuals and up to $800 credit for married couples – is to be doled out through the rest of the year through paychecks. Most workers are to see about a $13 per week increase in their take-home pay. In 2010, the credit would be about $7.70 a week, if it is spread over the entire year.

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/ ... ndex=56484

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:10 pm
by Dunepilot
WHAT!!!!! An entire (up to) $65 per MONTH!!

I don't know what to say....$65 per month....it's just sooooo much, it's too difficult to fathom such a HUGE sum! I don't have a clue what I'm going to do with all that extra income!




Oh, give me a break! Thought NObama was going to save us, I haven't been saved yet, but here are some starters....



How about repealing some of these and put OUR money back into OUR control, not THEIRS!

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (??? cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
Social Security Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax

WHY SO MANY TELEPHONE TAXES???????? WTF!

Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Lets not forget the taxes you are supposed to pay when you resell your vehicle!


FEBRUARY GRADE: F- (That's F minus) FAILED, FAILED, FAILED.

Start repealing and it might improve the grade to an "F"!

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:41 am
by Washroad
That $13 a week is going to be lost when I buy some smokes; ramalama added a $1 a pack tax. :evil: :evil:

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:44 am
by GoofyDuner
Brian ,you can buy from over seas.I do for less than $1 a pack...

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:58 am
by Sue Davies Laird
Washroad wrote:That $13 a week is going to be lost when I buy some smokes; ramalama added a $1 a pack tax. :evil: :evil:
I have an idea Brian... you can totally get rid of your Smoke costs..
QUIT! :shock: :D

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:49 pm
by HSSC
Start smoking pot, no tax on that stuff......................................................









Yet. :shock:

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:26 am
by Sandcock
GOT YOUR MONEY !

GONNA SPEND YOUR MONEY !

GONNA PRINT SOME MORE MONEY!


You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.

--Abraham Lincoln

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:30 pm
by Dunepilot
DITTO!!!!
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.
"Our" saviour last night proposed the BIGGEST government spending program in the history of the world! The Queen (Pelosi) could not stop fauning over the saviour. Every fricking 5 seconds, she gushing and applauding and generally falling all over herself.

Here's the Cliff Notes replay: Nobama smiled; the Queen stands, gushes and applauds the saviour; OH, another one....Nobama speaks words and again the Queen stands, gushes and applauds; What's this...it's Nobama flashing the pearly whites and right on cue, the Queen, once again stands, gushes and applauds the saviour. All the while DS Biden glares at the Queen with a look of WTF is wrong with you? LMAO!

Will we EVER be able to get out of this mess he and his government are about to create?

BTW: Where's my $65.00? Oh wait, it's not the end of the month yet and he promised it would be a monthly thing. I can hardly wait, I'm going to be RICH! An entire $65 richer! WOOHOO!!!!

Wonder if this will put me in a new tax bracket and I'll have to pay more? AH HA! THAT'S IT! I have figured out the saviours' plan! Move everyone into a higher tax bracket so we can give more of our money to those people who cannot stop inventing new ways to spend it!

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
by DuneRookie
BTW: Where's my $65.00? Oh wait, it's not the end of the month yet and he promised it would be a monthly thing. I can hardly wait, I'm going to be RICH! An entire $65 richer! WOOHOO!!!!
Well if your in California you will still be about neg $35 bucks with the new taxes soon to take effect.

As for Pelosi OMG!!! What was that all about. It was almost pornographic. [-X

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:53 am
by Sandcock
If you could compare, if their was film/utubbe available, back when bushy was Pres as to what we witnessed as Pres Obama addressed the US Congress..............what a transition :roll:

Yea, Kalifornia's got us...1c on the dollar and raising the income tax. Does anyone know how much the state income tax increases :?:

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:18 pm
by DuneRookie
Komifornia state income tax to go up 2.5%.

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:11 pm
by old flatty
I'm self employed.
I'm just screwed anyway you look at I guess.
The world was doing just fine thank you till the Democrats and the enviros came along to save us from ourselves.

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:26 pm
by Dunepilot
One more day till the end of the month! We're going to be RICH! RICH, I tell you, just rolling in the DOUGH! Can't hardly wait!
Well if your in California you will still be about neg $35 bucks with the new taxes soon to take effect.
I really do feel bad about that, but like NoBama said during his campaign to "save us" with "Change" and "Hope", that we were supposed be more "patriotic" and give more. Maybe he meant just the Kalifornians were to be more "patriotic". Right?????

Gee wiz; thanks Master NoBama! What would we do without your incredible generosity?

END OF FEB GRADE: "F -" (F minus).

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:14 pm
by Dunepilot
Ok, it's March 2, 2009. Checked my paystub and SURPRISE, SURPRISE, I did not get rich, as promised. Nor did I see ANY reduction in my taxes as promised.

Our "saviour" continues to fail us.

Maybe I should hope for the end of March for my tax reduction and my soon-to-be newfound wealth?

WHERE'S THE TAX REDUCTION?

WHERE'S THE "MORE MONEY IN MY POCKET"?

ANSWER: It' "ain't" coming folks! The "saviour" has done and is doing nothing but growing the government and finding creative ways to spend, spend and spend all while the sheeple fall in lock step with him....

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:54 pm
by Poiks
Dunepilot wrote:Ok, it's March 2, 2009. Checked my paystub and SURPRISE, SURPRISE, I did not get rich, as promised. Nor did I see ANY reduction in my taxes as promised.

Our "saviour" continues to fail us.

Maybe I should hope for the end of March for my tax reduction and my soon-to-be newfound wealth?

WHERE'S THE TAX REDUCTION?

WHERE'S THE "MORE MONEY IN MY POCKET"?

ANSWER: It' "ain't" coming folks! The "saviour" has done and is doing nothing but growing the government and finding creative ways to spend, spend and spend all while the sheeple fall in lock step with him....
Apparently, your company hasn't gotten around to adjusting their withholding rates yet (or you make over $250K/year). I'm getting a little more than I was before. It's not enough to make a difference in my life, but it's a little more than I would have gotten under a McCain presidency.

Obama--who was never MY savior--actually has failed me in one way; his administration upheld Bush's warrantless wiretapping. Other than that, so far, so good.

This is BEAUTIFUL. You're angry because the guy you didn't support has not given you a tax cut that you didn't support. Watching the fringe right spin out of control is one of the greatest joys of my life.

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:42 am
by Rekd
Poiks wrote:Watching the fringe right spin out of control is one of the greatest joys of my life.
Sounds like Jon lives a very sheltered life. No wonder he can't see all the crap that's being shoved down our throats by Number Two, (previously known as The One, he has been renamed Number Two for obvious reasons.)

As for your reference to McCain, I didn't vote for him. He's just as much of a turd as Number Two, only with Number Two we're going to be broke and NOT in control of our lives MUCH MUCH sooner, It has already gone way further than even I thought.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.
For people like Jon, who are seemingly incapable of taking care of themselves, they need a nanny state to do it for them.

Sad. Sad that you feel a huge, ever-increasing government can fix our problems. Sad indeed.

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:35 pm
by Poiks
Rekd wrote:For people like Jon, who are seemingly incapable of taking care of themselves, they need a nanny state to do it for them.

Sad. Sad that you feel a huge, ever-increasing government can fix our problems. Sad indeed.
LOL believe me, I can take care of myself (if only you knew). And you have no idea what I feel about government and how big or small it should be (but thanks for speaking for me).

I have to admit, Rek'd...I admire your ability to assemble a sentence. But that's about it. Now, go play some Dungeons and Dragons in your bomb shelter.

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:39 pm
by Poiks
So, with that, I'll sign out for six months or so. I'll be back again to remind you how none of your doom and gloom, socialist, marxist, tyrranical paranoias have come to fruition. Have fun! Stock up on guns and ammo (it's good for the economy). Later suckers!

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:10 am
by Glamisbound
Poiks wrote:So, with that, I'll sign out for six months or so. I'll be back again to remind you how none of your doom and gloom, socialist, marxist, tyrranical paranoias have come to fruition. Have fun! Stock up on guns and ammo (it's good for the economy). Later suckers!
Well, thanks for the laughs while you were here.

Can you make it 12 months though

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:15 pm
by Sloppyduner
Poiks wrote: You're angry because the guy you didn't support has not given you a tax cut that you didn't support.
I don't care who you support. That right there is funny. =D> =D> =D>

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:34 am
by GoofyDuner
Who gives a flying frogs fat behind...theres nothing anyone can do about any of it now..try to go on with your lives,and make the best of what you still have....and then go Duneing and have fun,none of this will stop you from going out and doing what you always did......MY advise is go to ebay,and buy tie dyed pants and shirt,and ride around and have fun..Just like me....PS dont crash..I did it,and that not as much fun......Have a great week,and remember.,,Hes only a 4 yr president.......PEACE ,,LOVE ,AND SAND IN YOUR CRACK .

Re: Thank You President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:08 am
by Poiks
Glamisbound wrote:Can you make it 12 months though
LOL sorry, I tried.